Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Hoha! (Pointblank): The Talkingheads on the April Elections

"Our best and sincere contribution toward achieving successful and better Nigeria with the coming elections is by community awareness on the need to ensure peace, security and progress. I have read in newspapers people talking about constitutional roles for traditional rulers in the new Constitution. I’m telling you frankly that traditional rulers should be confined to their respective communities for peace and security and to take care of their communities. If it is enshrined in the Constitution that traditional rulers should be responsible for peace, security and progress in their communities, it will be a very good development."

-------Igwe Ezeoba Alex Nwokedi, Immediate past Chairman, Anambra State Council of Traditional rulers


"The Commonwealth is worried about violence. It will mar the elections to the extent that it takes place. I am, however, positive that violence will be contained before the elections. I grant that in those affected areas, it may affect the quality of elections but it may not affect the overall result of the election. I am concerned. I am apprehensive but I choose to believe that the level of violence will not affect the overall result of the elections...Unless Nigeria gets it right, everybody will be dismissive of black Africans."

-------Festus Mogae, former president of Botswana speaking to the press on the forthcoming elections.


“There was a time policy makers told us there will be education for all by the year 2000, housing for in the year 2000, health for all in the year 2000 and all that. This is 2011 how much of that in terms of percentage can we give to the promises...We have been taken one step forward, two steps backward and that is precisely what we are talking about. And if must stop this then we must tackle corruption, upgrade our education and health services."

-------Cletus Emein, Retired Brigadier-General and former Niger State Gorvenor, urging One time military Governor of Niger State, Cletus Emein, has urged Nigerians to keep a check list of all the promises made by political office seekers in the run up to next month’s elections to hold them (politicians) accountable when they get into office.


"I have a better pedigree than any candidate in my constituency. And the people know that because they are wise, they know the person that is a grassroots person, we are not talking of someone, who does not know anything about the constituency. I know that given what is on ground today, I am sure that victory is certain for the Labour Party. I am only appealing to our people to ensure that they vote and protect their votes. They should stand at the polling centre and ensure that no one tampers with their votes."

-------Dapo Durosinmi-Etti, Senatoril Candidate of Labor Party in Lagos Central Senatorial District, when asked about contesting in same zone with Mrs' Oluremi Tinubu, wife of former Lagos State Governor, Bola Tinubu

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Monday, March 28, 2011

Q & A Interview with the House Chairman


This syndicated publication would like to know who you are. Could you tell us a little bit about yourself?

I am the Ekwueme 1, Iyi 1, Oshimiri 1, Ego Obara 1 of Ezidinma Village in the city of Mgborogwu. I am also the Osuohia 1 and Nwakaraka of the Ahia Mgbede Group of Companies. And also, to let you know, I know men of high places.

Gosh! What the hell are you talking about? I asked about your 'humble' beginnings; things like, say, where were you born, your family background, etc. Can you tell me about it, please?

I attended cosmocollagial Akirika university. I have First School Leaving Certificate; West African School Certificate; High School Certificate; BSc Hons, Otimpku Market; A London Diploma in Fishology; MA Imanjakiri Square; PhD Talkology and another PhD in Clearing and Forwarding. I also run paralegal errands. And I teach Mbamara at Zik Ekwuo Aru University. Do you have more questions to ask me? I don't know what is wrong with you people who don't respect we the chiefs, the omemgbeojis of alaigbo.

Answer my question. What's your origin?

Do you know who I am? Where did you go to school? Have you built a house? Look if you know who I am you will not ask me all these rubbish questions. Ask Chief Nkolo who I am. Ask Lolo Urembaukwu who I am. Ask Barrister Nshi Umuagbarandi who I am. When they tell you who I am you will fear me. As Osuohia, I will clear your village. I am Onukwu Eze Obodo 1 of Nkwo Ndi Na Elo Gari Village of Obodo Ocha. I conquered onye ocha, and my grandfather, the Mbuzo of Obodo Ocha, took all the land where he built mbari, now a historical monument. I have spoken to presidents and royals of all nations.

Ok, now I see, you are from Obodo Ocha. At least, you are now making some sense. So, what are you doing with all these titles in an era the whole world is changing? Is it still relevant?

Yes it is. Mrs.-m, get me some nkwobi and make sure you add plenty, plenty ugbakala and okporoko' and some tombo liquor, too (calls 'lolo' for a bowl of nkwobi dish and palmwine and laughter all over...). You know (as he eats his nkwobi), you little men of no title don't respect me who have built mansions in ozara, ikpa, and elu-ugwu in alaigbo. I have fleet of cars -- danfo, nnabe krota, nze benz, and for your information, nd'ahia alanshi just gave me another title, the Uzo Ukwu of Nd'Aru.

So, why are you telling me all these stuff that has nothing to do with building bridges?

You see what I have been saying? Are you one of those that parade around to say the government is not doing well? Are you one of those that keep talking bad things about ahia mgbede? Are you one of those that sit down and say we chop, chop, chop and chop? Look, my friend, the governor is my best friend, the president is my buddy, we go to the whore houses together with bags of money full to the brim. Now shut up!

I will not. I have the right to free speech. Let me ask you, who is the local government chairman of your remote village?

His name is Dr. Nwagbaraochandigele Gburugburu and he is my friend. I helped elect him so he gives me a lot of dash and we also go to point and kill in Abuja where women bokwu. Too many women and I always carry my tube. These are wild women and it is dangerous out there, you know...Don't ask me any question about Biafra.

What is point and kill?

Ahaa...you see, I told you I am the alpha and omega and I do go places, dine and wine with royals and presidents. Point and kill is a fish place where only the rich go to pick up a fish and it will be fried on the spot along with nkwu elu.

That's a fish market. Why is it a big deal?

It is ndi ji ego that goes there. Poor people like you cannot go there.

What is ndi ji ego?

Ndi ji ego is rich people who have built mansions and have patronized the whore houses.

That is cheating on your wife. Don't you know that?

How about you? Don't you cheat?

I don't have to cheat. But anyway, what do you think about the forthcoming elections?

None of my business. All I want is more contracts and the things I do on the road for my PI office runs.

Thank you, sir, it's a pleasure having you!

Moral to this story: A clueless and disorganized bunch

Friday, March 18, 2011

Memorable Images and Time: 80s Big Fights

Challenger Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini (L) of Youngstown, Ohio and WBC Lightweight Champion Alexis Arguello exchange blows during the 11th round of their 15-round title bout here 10/3. Arguello retained his title with a TKO in the 14th. Date: October 3, 1982. Location: Atlantic City, New Jersey. A Bettmann Colection.


4/15/1985-Las Vegas, NV- Referee Richard Steele counts over middleweight Thomas "Hitman" Hearns, who lies flat on his back in the ring after being knocked down by Marvelous Marvin Hagler in the third round. Hearns regained his feet, but Steele stopped the middleweight title fight.


4/6/1987-Las Vegas, NV: Sugar Ray Leonard taunts Marvin Hagler during the middleweight title bout.


Deuk-Koo Kim, 134 1/4, drops to the canvas as he is knocked out in the 14th round by World Boxing Association lightweight champion Ray Mancini. Mancini retained his title and Kim was hopitalized without regaining consciousness. Date: November 13, 1982. Location:Las Vegas, Nevada


9/21/1985-Las Vegas, Nevada. New world heavyweight champion Michael Spinks connects with a left to the head of Larry Holmes in the early rounds of their title fight 9/21. Spinks won a unanimous decision.


8/21/1981-Las Vegas, NV- Puffy-eyed Wilfredo Gomez (L) looks dazed after being hit by defending champion Salvador Sanchez for the last time during eighth round action of their title bout. Referee Carlos Padilla stepped to stop the fight after this blow to the head of Gomez. Sanchez won in the eighth round TKO to retain his title.


September 9, 1983-Las Vegas, Nevada: Aaron Pryor lands a left on Alexis Arguello (Right) in the fourth round of their WBA Junior Welterweight title fight at Caesars Pavilion. Bettmann.

Hoha! (Pointblank): The Soundbites

"Left unchecked, we have every reason to believe Gadhafi (will) commit atrocities against his own people... and destabilize North Africa and the broader Middle East...The democratic values that we stand for would be overrun, and the words of the international community would be rendered hollow...The United States will provide the unique capabilities that we can bring to bear, including enabling our European allies and Arab partners to effectively enforce a no-fly zone..."

-------President Barack Obama Warning Libya's Moammar Gadhafi on Friday to immediately stop the "brutal repression" of Libyan civilians or face military consequences from a unified international community.


“With no less than 17 elections coming up this year [in the region], human rights are going to be key to those elections being peaceful...We need to insist on the centrality of human rights in the electoral process...These bad examples could serve as a lesson to be proactive in mainstreaming a culture of human rights..."

-------Patrice Vahard, Senior Human Rights Adviser, United Nations Office for West Africa (UNOWA) on Human Rights being the key to successful elections in West Africa.


"The Nigerian government is not doing enough to bring people to justice in connection with the violence, and this is creating and fostering a culture of impunity, which is allowing an escalation of violence leading up to April's elections... So we've seen political assassination. We've seen bombs. We've seen fighting between candidate supporters. We've seen attacks on rallies," said Freeman. "We've seen what seems to be an excessive use of lethal force by security officers resulting in children being killed who were just bystanders at a political protest. So it's an extremely worrying level of violence across the country."

-------Lucy Freeman, Amnesty International on the forthcoming elections in Nigeria

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Memorable Images and Time

ARTHUR ASHE (USA) & JIMMY CONNORS WIMBLEDON FINAL 1975. A Michael Cole Collectio


A smiling NFL Commissioner Peter Rozelle stands with the President of the Pittsburgh Steelers Art Rooney who holds the Superbowl trophy and one of the game balls presented to him by his team after their 16-6 victory over the Minnesota Vikings. Dte: January 12, 1975


Boxer Emile Griffith Being Carried by Coaches after Victory
Original caption: A smiling Emile Griffith gets a victory lift by his handlers after gaining a 15-round decision over middleweight champion Dick Tiger at Madison Square Garden April 25th. Griffith became the third welterweight in history to win the middleweight title. At left, pointing toward camera, is ring announcer Johnny Addie. Location: Manhattan, New York, New York. Date: April 25, 1966



1958 FIFA World Cup: 17 Year Old Pele is Celebrating and Crying
Brazilian players and goalkeeper Gilmar (2nd from R) are hugging and cheering and pick up 17 year old crying Pele (top). Pele scored two goals during the 1958 FIFA World Cup final at Stockholm's Rasunda stadium in front of 53.000 spectators on June 29th. Brazil beats Sweden 5:2, and this is the first time Brazil wins a world cup title. Pele scored six goals during the whole tournament.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Classic Fashion Modelling Shots

Talitha Getty seated on steps wearing Moroccan copper crown, Berber wedding dress, and canvas boots from London. Photographer: Maurice Hogenboom. Location:Marrakech, Morocco. ca. April 1971. A Conde Nast Archive


J. Paul Getty, Jr. and wife Talitha, wearing Moroccan caftans on the terrace of their holiday home in Marrakech. Photographer: Patrick Lichfield, ca January, 1970. Location: Marrakech, Morocco. A Conde Nast Archive


Yves Saint Laurent Exbition: Vogue fashion editor Andre Leon Talley and super model Iman arriving at the opening of the Metropolitan Museum of Arts Exhibition on YSL. Photographer: Tony Palmieri. Date: December 06, 1983. Location: Manhattan, New York, New York. A Conde Nast Archive


Model Beverly Johnson sitting on a rocky beach, wearing a textured knit cardigan by Bonnie Casin's Knittery, with white cotton panta by Jones, a choker neclace and a white bangle bracelet. Photographer: Francesco Scavullo. Location: New York, New York. Date: December 1975. A Conde Nast Archive


Fashion designer Stephen Burrows with model Beth Ann Harding at the opening party for Tommy. Photographer: Sal Traina. Date: March 18, 1975. Location: New York, New York. A Conde Nast Archive

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Q & A Interview With Filmmaker And Actor Odera Ozoka

At last year's Pan African Film and Arts Festival at the Culver Plaza Complex, filmmakers Rahman Oladigbolu, Odera Ozoka, Pascal Atuma, Hollywood publicist Ngozi Mba, myself and several other filmmakers joined us at the after party events and we've been talking ever since...Great guy!

Excerpt:

Before we proceed in this interview, how about some history regarding yourself?

A little about me, I am a writer, director, and producer. I was born in Benin City, Nigeria, to parents from Nnewi in Anambra state. I grew up loving movies and tv of all shapes and forms, from Nigerians tales by moonlight, the horror movie "Nneka" the pretty serpent; to American and Indian films like "Snake Girl," "Abba," "Akubba," "Anthony," etc. I moved to the United States when I was sixteen, studied computer networking, then attended the New York Film Academy for acting and directing. I graduated, produced couple of shorts, a music video, and directed my feature film "Soul Diaspora." I went on to produce the movie "IJE" with Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola Jalade. I produced a play called 'Far From An Angeles Gaze' and TV pilot 'Maison Blanche' with my company 'Sacred Drum Company' founded by a group of smart pan African artist dedicated, telling human stories that entertain, educate and enlighten the audience. So, yeah, that's me in a nutshell. Whew, I feel I just gave my whole life story. lol!!


How is filmmaking and acting; and what inspired you into all these stuff?

I've always loved telling stories, growing up around family members. I remember sitting around night fires as stories were being told. I always cherished those moments, and i guess those memories never really left. So when filmmaking found me, it found me with a wealth of information to draw from and I'm lucky in that sense. All in all, I love the process of making films. I love the collaborative process, the problem solving, the managing...all of it; they drive me.


About a year ago, we were all at the opening of the festival and your movie "Soul Diaspora" played at the Culver Plaza Complex as part of the festivities commemorating the 17th Annual Pan African Film and Arts Festival. How did the movie "Soul Diaspora" do?

"Soul Diaspora"-- the feature I shot in ten days on a "nothing budget" on the streets of Los Angeles did really well during its festivals run. It was nominated for three African Movie Academy Awards(AMAA) and won the 'Best Film' by a filmmaker in Diaspora at the AMAA. It also took the 'Audience Favorite Award' at the Pan African Film Festival(PAFF)--we were all thrilled those of us who worked on the film because it was all blood, sweat and tears; shooting 17, 18 long hours per day- so it was very humbling and fulfilling being rewarded- something we all cherished and can't wait to duplicate. The Gods were smiling upon us for sure and we were grateful for that.

This year, your movie did not play at the festival. Are you working on bigger projects or something?

Yeah, this year PAFF I didn't have any films there because for the whole of the year I've been working on a theatrical release of "Soul Diaspora" in specific cities here in the United States, and we are closed to finalizing those deals.We would after then head to Nigeria to premiere it there so the audience can get to enjoy it too. So yeah, busy busy busy, but tons of fun, I am excited.


What kind of stories will we be seeing in your new projects?

As of the moment, I'm currently in pre-production on my new film simply titled "Biafra"- based on the civil war that swept Nigeria during the late 60's. I shoot that at the end of the year and I'm really looking forward to it. I am also working on a story on the Niger Delta and if the earth is aligned, I'll shoot that sometime late next year. I am still working on that script and that too is coming along very well. So all in all, my next two directing gigs a very politically, charged, dramatic thrillers.

How do you come up with ideas for projects like that?

Man, have you seen the news lately? I don't have to look too far (Laughs) to find material. I mean what happened in Egypt alone was more than enough to inspire me. Then I see what's happening in ivory coast and I say man I have to keep writing; in other words, I just look around man to get inspired with ideas. I get them from TV. I get them from paper, and I get them from a simple conversation like this one we are having.

Do you think you made the right decision by becoming a filmmaker in a much challenging environment?

Definitely. You see, I believe we all are here on this planet to serve out a purpose, no matter how big or small. Filmmaking is my purpose and I love doing what I do. I love writing, I love collaborations, I love that whole process you know? so yeah. But like you rightfully said, it's also a very challenging business. You have to love this job a hundred and ten percent to thrive. Its not easy....but when you love it, what can you do?

Where do you see Nollywood 10—years from now?

Nollywood is the new Hollywood. Plain and Simple. I mean I don't care what people say about how cheap and badly made Nollywood films are; the truth of the matter is the pioneers started a business without any support, and or love from their government but instead flourished on the basis of telling their own stories, survival and just good savvy: hard core determination. Its because of people and families like the Ejiros, Amatas, that people like myself can proudly call themselves filmmakers today. Without those brave guys and many others from the late eighties through the early and mid nineties, there would be no Nollywood. Thanks to them you have new filmmakers with opportunities to tell stories their way. Some travel out to learn the craft with the intentions to make film better... and its only getting better. I believe in the next ten years(probably before) the West will be coming to us for material--we will be in demand. I mean it has already started.


In your opinion, how would you evaluate small film projects and festivals where they are shown, and the impact they have created in the industry?

Small films that are good are really important. Thank God for festivals that take a chance on films like mine or any other films out there with a particular message. They give us filmmakers a voice, a place to speak and that's a beautiful thing. I equally love the AMAA, they have tapped into something special too, where they can celebrate African films made by Africans, you know? So i think its great when festivals support smaller films, especially ones that might not get to see the light of day in a proper theater because of some kind of provocation or taboo in the core of the films made. Also, festivals is a solid place to look out for up and coming Kar wai's, Chan wook's, Kelani's, Ousmane's, Haneke's, etc

In your Generation whose work do you find interesting?

I love Wanuri Kahiu's work. I think she's talented...there are others but they don't come to mind at this time, but there are definitely some great talents out there.

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